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20% off first purchase of 2 or more cards

About Us

Express yourself!

When it comes to finding the perfect card for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance the choice can be tough. Luckily, we have a card for every occasion! Whether it’s a token of appreciation, admiration, or indifference, we have what you need to be thoughtful no matter what message you want to send. If you're in a rush, no worries! Just contact the store via the message form below and I can help you on the go! Custom orders available!

Going the Extra Mile

At a young age I knew I had to find a way to express myself and found an outlet in the form of writing. I believe that expression toward others is vital in any relationship, that’s why along with the ordinary occasion cards, I’ve created my Off the Wall collection. In this collection you’ll find cards to tackle the not so simple topics; such as cheating, breakups, disputing paternity, let’s be honest, deadbeats and so much more. We guarantee you’ll find a card to express whatever you’re feeling, if not just shoot us a message and we are positive we can create the perfect card for you. DISCLAIMER: In our Off the Wall Collection there are cards with explicit language, and will be labeled as such.


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